Predictions, because I'm boring

First things first, I just shipped your watch. It'll be there... next week? Idk.

So, what to talk about. Uhh. I don't really know. What's happening, um, Easter? I don't really have anything to say about Easter. There's a meteor shower next week or something, but I haven't really looked into that.......

Ok one thing I'm always super excited about is Supernatural. This episode was just... *head explosion sounds* I am now 9000% sure Gabriel is alive. Also Gadreel will stab Meratron in the face. Ok, I'm just gonna, you know, call it now:

•  Gabriel is alive, and Metatron has him by the short and curlies, because he does have all the info about God's angels ever so capturing an archangel isn't all that hard
• besides, Metatron may be tapping into some currently unknown power source, but he is no god, nor archangel and he most certainly doesn't have the power to make another angel dream what he wants...
• Well, angels have been able to go into people's dreams (Anna and Cas in Dean's dreams, Zachariah in Adam's), but I don't think angels dream, and besides they haven't really been able to influence the dreams, just appear in them
• Metatron is pretending like he has everything figured out, but he probably doesn't
• Gadreel is slowly getting sick Metatron's shit (like everyone else) and that is possibly by Metatron's design
• I mean Metatron is basically fanficcing himself to be the "hero" of the story (and anyone who reads fanfiction knows that self insert Mary Sues are the worst thing ever, so real good thinking there asshat) and a Judas-like betrayal by his "second in command" fits the story pretty well
• Basically Gadreel will jump ships
• And honestly, he'd be a pretty good member of Team Free Will, what with the "I loved humanity" thing and somewhat deciding for himself what he's doing
• The angels are changing, they are no longer "drones" like Meta-ass said - they are growing and learning and maybe in the end they might understand what "free will" actually means
• I think Metatron's downfall will be his inability to realize people change
• His reference material for TFW is Chuck's books, which end in Swan Song, that is canon, and the boys have been through so much shit since then that they are not the same people anymore
• Additionally, Metatron has been hiding ever since he finished the tablets - that is a long time and the angels are not as they were either
• And I really hope it'll be Gadreel and/or Cas to finally sink a blade in the face of that SOB
• They might or might not accidentally open the cage
• Abbadon is brutal and cunning, but in the end she's just a soldier and not a leader
• She is also treating the other demons like soldiers, which they in fact are not
• Crowley will continue to be the only one to not underestimate "those denim-clad nightmares" and this will get him ahead in the game
• Crowley is also playing Dean like the proverbial fiddle and literally everything Crowley has done in this season has been carefully thought out and a part of a bigger picture
• His whole "addiction" was mostly an act, because he knows how much trouble it can be to underestimate your enemies, and that's exactly what he wants Abbadon to do
• We will be seeing more of Kevin
• The Mark of Cain will fuck up Dean pretty badly and possibly to the point of "demonizing" him
• Sam was able to pull him out of it the first time, but he probably won't be able to do it again
• I'm guessing hoping that we'll get a reverse crypt scene, most likely in season 10
• Destiel will rise from subtext to text because holy shit the detail and romantic tropes they put into the relationship, I refuse to believe there is a universe where they don't become canon
• Seriously though, all I need is at least an acknowledgement, like the final scene showing Sam on the porch of his house, with his lovely wife and baby and apple pie life (he is working as a Man of Letters in the bunker, but he still has a house somewhere near), and Dean gets in the Impala and gives a brief kiss to Cas, who is sitting on the passenger seat and then they ride into the sunset, Kansas blasting on the background
• That's it, that's the final scene, I have decided
• On a side note, if when it'll be canon it'll be endgame, meaning that it will not happen this season and probably not the first half of the next season because:
• Shit will only escalate until the season finale (this being the second act of a three act story), which means angst, angst, feels, separation, violence, angst, alcoholism, feels, angst, misunderstandings and self loathing

And that's it. That's my predictions. I gotta go now, bye.

Pie out.

P.S. Happy Easter, or whatever. Send me chocolate