My boring life and 15 more fun facts

I can't believe it's Friday again already. Like wow. It just was Friday. Although this week has been bit of a half-week for me, because Kaija had two doctor's appointments (allergy and dentist, she's not sick) this week and they were both at like 9, so I could sleep in not only on Thursday but on Monday and Wednesday as well. And Maria's parents are coming today around 3 for the weekend so not even today is a full day. Not that I'm complaining.

Anyway.

I would talk to you about Supernatural, but you probably don't wanna hear it. I would talk to you about Eurovision but I haven't actually seen any of the performances yet......... I really wanna talk about July but that's a secret and there really isn't much to say anyway... I haven't really dona anything this week... I've been sleeping a lot. Because I pulled an allnighter again last weekend oops, haha. I've also been watching PewDiePie's videos but you don't really care about video games soooo.... Uhh. I would talk about dragons but I really haven't come up with anything new. My god, I'm a boring fuck aren't I. Ahhh, have more fun facts.

1. Pope Francis has a master's degree in chemistry.
2. In ancient times kisses were used to seal contracts and that is why people kiss at weddings. That is also why you seal a demon deal with a kiss.
3. Mexico's 34th president ruled for less than an hour and then quit.
4. Cleopatra lived closer to the first Moon landing than the building of the Great Pyramids. I know.
5. Velociraptors were only slightly larger than chickens. Really puts Jurassic Park into a new perspective.
6. "Aureate" mean "pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets" and "aubade" is an love song sung at dawn.
7.  Bananas are not only a genetic mutation clones of each other but apparently also berries.
8. Until 1961 it was a crime in the UK to attempt suicide. The punishment was death. Wait, what.
9. China has banned reincarnation without the permission of the government. OK China, OK.
10. Cats' kidneys are so efficient they can rehydrate using seawater.
11.  Lobsters don't age or die (I mean they do die if they are killed, but they don't die of old age) and every time they molt they grow bigger. Theoretically it's possible that somewhere deep in the sea there is a giant lobster that's avoided death for centuries....
12. Printer ink is fucking expensive costs more than Dom Perignon vintage champagne per milliliter. (And that shit is really expensive)
13. If a set of identical twins married another set of identical twins their children would be genetically siblings.
14. The Catholic church owns a media company that publishes pornography and erotica.
15. If the human population held hand around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown.

That's all for me today. I'm sorry I'm boring, I'll try to think of a cool thing to talk about next week. Ta ta.

Pie out.